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Meet Brandi Brandyce Luscious Litigator
Beautiful Brandi Brandyce is the latest addition to the Sexy Lawyers firm, Biscuit & Bagel, Esq. This curvy cutey is now our senior litigation partner. Brandi's blonde good looks provoke all sorts of comments. During Brandi's interview for a job in our mailroom, Fred Frimble, our former senior litigator, had this to say, "Gosh, you're pretty. I'd like to give you some first-class treatment. " For Fred's little slip of the tongue, Brandi got a full partnership and a nice little settlement from our EEOC unit. (We promote fast here.) The talented Brandi is a District Judge at BearMkt Republic, a state of mind. You'll be seeing more of this luscious litigator soon...Those robes get pretty hot in summer....
Coming Attractions: For something different, we plan to put a few of our associates together for a Swimsuit Special at the firm picnic. (2) Look for Trial memberships, too.

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